By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

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Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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Solano2580 24

Well this FML is pointless unless you tell us

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Mortoli 30

Budweiser? Samuel Adams? Jack Daniels? At least not name. after cigarets lol. Like new port or Marlboro. Virginia slims.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

My mother decided last week that her new nickname for me is Heineken. She was trying to insult me but I think it's kinda cute, so I'm keeping it.

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rachilio 26

My best friends middle name is Skyy after Skyy Vodka

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spacey_blueberry 18

I mean, I know a kid named Jameson and when I asked him if he was named after the whiskey, he got offended! Can yah blame me for asking?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Haha, that must be a dad thing to do. My dad named my sister after his favorite drink.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

The illustrated FML for this one is hilarious :P

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