Today I found out that my best friend is going on my dream trip/vacation.... - FML

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By Soria - 13/01/2017 18:30

Today I found out that my best friend is going on my dream trip/vacation. I'm not invited. FML

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cheetahlover1 2

Friday 13 January 2017 18:35

Your best friend has no obligation to invite you. And it's weird to invite a friend on a vacation. Do you know how expensive every person is on a vacation?

maikeru1979 23

Friday 13 January 2017 18:42

<p>BOO HOO. I'm a little snowflake and deserve everything my friend has. GROW UP...you want your "Dream Vacation" SAVE FOR IT AND GO! Quit expecting to have EVERYTHING HANDED TO YOU </p>

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amarie2009 22

Saturday 14 January 2017 8:52

<p>Just because it's "your" dream vacation, that doesn't mean your friend is under any obligation to take you with him, for free or on your own cost. Maybe stop thiking people owe you things and start saving some money, so you can take that dream vacation yourself! This entitlement behaviour from people these days is getting very tiresome!!! </p>

momac86 17

Saturday 14 January 2017 10:15

Why should you be it's HER vacation ... either save up the money and go with her or be happy for her. Stop being so entitled and selfish!

DataWog 30

Saturday 14 January 2017 21:24

<p>Posts like this make me wish there was a 'So ******* what?' button.</p>

rockydify 22

Sunday 15 January 2017 0:27

What the heck do you expect from your friends?! That they'll take you on your 'dream' vacation which is an actual vacation they have actually organised from themselves?! Here's a thought: organise your own damn vacation if it's your 'dream'!!!

SexyMexi21 23

Monday 16 January 2017 5:49

And how many ponies do you have? Golden silly wonka tickets do you have? Are you going to die? She is under no obligation to take you with her, you are probably one of those people that gets here meals for free when here is a BOGO and when offered if you want something you automatically say "yes" and pick the most expensive thing in the menu and and nit pick the whole meal until it's a basic bitch meal. YDI

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