Miscellaneous: Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked...

By jajaja - 01/03/2009 19:45 - Canada

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

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By bym - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

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By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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By KenzoBVB - 02/09/2015 03:55 - Canada

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

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jessssxo 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:44

haha, he's so wrong.

vonstrangle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:35

he must not know it's a turn on when girls coordinate their brace elastics with the nearest holiday. haha yyeah. sorry about those little metal guys, you'll be a babe when they come off i'm sure.

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thebaroness1984 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:54

Believe me, most guys don't care about braces. Just don't get colored brackets, and take off your rubber bands when you get to school if they give you those. Also, your Dad's a douche.

Firewall_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:00

I agree with #9 Although it even creeps me out as it makes females look younger, you find a cute 20 year old with braces and its hot. Given, me and my girlfriend did have a party when she got hers off, still. Hurt like hell, but look cute!

FishyFred 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:04

"He is definately wrong. Boys don't care if a girl wears braces." Not at that age, anyway. Also, at least you're not as unlucky as the girls who post on here with tidbits about how their parents backhandedly insult their looks.

blue_dude 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:39

#9 is right, girls with braces is extremely hot.

musicalmandi16 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:09

prove him wrong!

brave_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:43

I don't mind ;) my last girlfriend had braces. I was with her when she got them off, and it didn't make a difference. so forget him. :D

ZING_MASTER 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:59

HEADGEAR ZING!!!

Sarthaas 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:32

HAHA! That's terrible. I'd hit your father for that!

sai_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 4:20

I'm lovin' the sick father burns.

bioclock 0

Monday 2 March 2009 5:45

That's HILARIOUS. Guys don't really care about braces, though. It's not like they'll be on your teeth for ever, and some boys really like them. I got my first boyfriend when I had a mouth full of metal.