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By Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 474
You deserved it 404 441

Top comments

I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

starberries 0

I hope her boyfriend is banging the same guy.

Comments

shauna_fml 0

Well that's what you get for being a *****.

shauna_fml 0

"You guys are unbelievably judgmental. How do you know she's a ****, first of all? Maybe she's only ever slept with those two guys, which means you can't be a ****. And you all just assume she's cheating because she's a bitch who's just out to have fun. If she was just out for fun, she wouldn't be cheating with the same guy over and over for 6 months. Did it really never occur to you that she might actually be in love with both these men? Maybe the reason she's sleeping with both of them is because she can't decide which one she wants to spend her life with and it's destroying her inside." #25 - 02/07/2009 at 10:05pm by rt Report abuse 1. People are calling her a **** because, even though she may have only slept with 2 guys. she admits that she's been cheating. Cheating automatically makes someone a **** no matter how many people you've slept with. 2. If you're really in love with someone, as you say she is, then you DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. That's normally how loving relationships work. So she obviously doesn't love her boyfriend. 3. You should be a polygamist.

SIK07GTSTANG 0

Wow you deserved that awkward situation.

EffMyLife1927 0

u can see how it would be sexy and fun to sneak around but its still a bitch move to cheat, its not fair you cant have both, pick one so the rest of us bitches can have one too....

anonymous0913 0

omg are you the one that vomited in the elevator?! xD

wow, that's AWKWARD as hell....would have been funnier if the elevator got stuck

re read the fml... before we all kill you

KARMA for sure... and a lesson in not cheating. i feel bad for your bf, not you.

Kurlzz 0

I agree, total karma. Deserved.

"Today, I got stuck in an elevator for two hours with my girlfriend and the guy who's been screwing her. FML."