Miscellaneous: Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian.... - FML

By wahwah - 23/10/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML

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By me - 20/11/2013 15:28 - United States - Bronx

Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML

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By nofriends - 19/10/2013 21:57 - United States

Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By peachmelba - 01/02/2011 20:26 - Denmark

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

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By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2024 15:00 - United States - Normal

Today, I had a mental breakdown because I have a 10,000 word final project due on Monday and I have only 800 words written so far, because I have been working on other classes and trying to be outside with my friends in the nice weather this week. FML

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By Gunaditya Tripathi - 14/08/2021 13:31 - India

Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML

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By angrystudent - 07/03/2016 22:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 23 October 2009 16:43

Why don't you write about your period? Some people refer to menstruation as the "friend coming to visit" or similar euphemistic talk. That would be hilarious if you talked about your friend who visits you regularly, puts you in a bad mood and makes messes, and your teacher thought it was a real person. Try it!

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 23 October 2009 16:53

Imaginary friends are great to have because you know that they won't screw around on you... unless you're into that.

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Ninjaface 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 8:47

I hate my imaginary friends. They always talk me into playing hide-and-seek with them, which is bad enough, but then they rib it in my face when I can't find them.

Attrox 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 13:55

Get a life. YDI.

moose_mania 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:57

omfg that is hella sad wut do u do on the weekends??????

Srain 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 5:47

That's rather sad.

HarrietPotter 1

Sunday 25 October 2009 6:10

Mi dispiace! :(

dclaver2 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 7:12

I take Spanish and I always have to make stuff up

monsterofcookies 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 9:05

i would be your friend. you could write about me. :D

Byrnevictim 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:21

Wow, I guess fml for not knowing that there are this many; sad, lonely, losers. But I guess this website is bound to attract people like that. What do u do sit inside all day? I'm home from school and military training because I had surgery and have a year + estimated recovery. I have a ****** up arm and am back living with my parents, I can still meet new people and go out on dates. So I still don't get how you can **** up so bad that you don't have friends.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:49

lol, i have friends, but even i don't think i can write a paragraph about them >_>.....not really friends then i guess

EveryDayJackAss 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:51

ORAL SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today, I found out that my boss would rather give grant money back than give it to any of his employees as any sort of bonus for working through the pandemic. Two of us have worked for him for over 20 years. So much for loyalty I guess. FML

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Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML

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