By wahwah - 23/10/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML
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perdix 29

Why don't you write about your period? Some people refer to menstruation as the "friend coming to visit" or similar euphemistic talk. That would be hilarious if you talked about your friend who visits you regularly, puts you in a bad mood and makes messes, and your teacher thought it was a real person. Try it!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Imaginary friends are great to have because you know that they won't screw around on you... unless you're into that.

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Aspie 0

FIRST! FYL, but FML too. I have more than 5 imaginary friends. Sucks right?

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Maxine17 8

...Are you the psycho that carved his girlfriends initials onto his leg?

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LOLYLIF 0

Don't worry OP, I know how you feel ='( Lonely people unite!

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authorkid 2

I think i've never seen a first comment with this small of a number of comments on it

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clumsylittleme 11

I'v seen some first comments with 1 comment before. I was amazed.

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smartass101 0

how about instead of writing about it on this website you go and either do your project or make some damn friends.

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blastvortex 3

Awww. You have imaginary fwiends, how cute... :)

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perdix 29

Why don't you write about your period? Some people refer to menstruation as the "friend coming to visit" or similar euphemistic talk. That would be hilarious if you talked about your friend who visits you regularly, puts you in a bad mood and makes messes, and your teacher thought it was a real person. Try it!

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Zezing 0

Hahahahahahahahaaaaa that is excellent. Do it loser, listen to perdix Ps ydi for not having friends everyone can have friends unless your A hermit or a douchebag.

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Serec 0

Or maybe the person has bad social skills? You seem like the "douchebag," so maybe you have no friends either.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Imaginary friends are great to have because you know that they won't screw around on you... unless you're into that.

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Leprecon 3

You dont magically get friends, you have to make them. Yes, you will have to get akward by talking to people, just do it anyways.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Yes, you are very ugly! Hold this Red Stripe bottle. Now you are beautiful!

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