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By Crabby - 30/03/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Clitheroe

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Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML
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deet124 11

Just tell the truth, no lice.

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Stealthninjaa 19

Sounds like a great way to split up with someone if you ask me.

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Dusty_Cups 30

Why didn't you shave the moment you found out you had them? Surely that'd fix the problem and it would have saved you a lot of embarrassment.

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Bearsmomma 30

I think, from the way it's worded, she JUST found out and now has to tell him. Right after also breaking up with him.

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Dusty_Cups 30

Why didn't you shave the moment you found out you had them? Surely that'd fix the problem and it would have saved you a lot of embarrassment.

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TheWompoo 8

How do you even get pubic lice in this day and age? must have some pretty damn low standards

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TheWompoo 8

How do you even get pubic lice in this day and age? must have some pretty damn low standards

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criley221 19

I believe the word you were looking for is "fess" up, face up makes no sense.

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