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By lizim353 - 22/07/2016 03:40 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I had to make a choice between being kept awake by the heat, or the cackling seagulls outside my window. I still don't know what's worse. FML
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lizim353 3

OP here. You're exactly right, it's like a humid and muggy kind of heat, even in Scotland... :')

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Tiamod 5

Heat. Heat is ALWAYS worse.

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TheMusicLover 16

I felt like this this morning!

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TomeDr 24

I live next to a freeway. You can get used to the noise. Or get earplugs.

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morgan_fffff 7

You should get a white noise machine they really work

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notafoot 8

I'd have to tolerate the heat, I think. It's different if it's a sort of constant/consistent/rhythmic noise, like traffic or something, but having seagulls cawing outside your window all night without any kind of rhythm is bloody awful. Best of luck, OP. :P

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crazy_bananas 31

OP should teach the seagulls a rhythm. They may be the most retarded bird known to man but even they can pick up on rhythm.

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VampObsessed 16

I understand your pain except with damn tree frogs. Growing up my father didn't believe in AC because we lived in the country and could keep doors and windows open. Only problem was we had 42 acres of chirping tree frogs. Fans were not a cure all as it simply pushed the hot heat around the room. I chose the heat. Best of luck.

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interesting33 36

I am in that exact situation in Devon right now. They NEVER sleep!! I swear it is midnight and they are squawking away - and 4am they chatter loud enough to wake the dead. They have high pitched squawks like babies crying or a siren and just do not shut up. I have very quickly developed an intense loathing for seagulls.. especially as it is so hot I cannot sleep without my windows open.

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