Miscellaneous: Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had...

By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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By NoorFML - 13/09/2013 13:24 - United States

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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By EFFED4LIFE - 11/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because my alarm clock didn't go off. I clearly remembered setting it, so I videotaped myself sleeping. It turns out I've been turning off my alarm clock in my sleep. FML

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By Avdhut Joshi - 11/05/2019 23:30 - India - Thane

Today, I set an alarm to wake up for a football match. I woke up after it finished. Turns out, I set my alarm to 12:15 p.m. instead of a.m. I ended up missing one of my team's best performances. FML

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By regrettably well rested - 14/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Clearfield

Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML

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Top of the morning to ya!

By Bored - 09/02/2023 02:00

Today, I set my alarm for AM instead of PM. Woke up at 5AM to realize I have nothing to do. FML

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Happens to the best of us

By Anonymous - 13/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Akron

Today, I got ready for work half-asleep, grabbed my coffee, and walked out the door. It wasn’t until I was in the elevator that I realized I was also holding the TV remote instead of my phone. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 17:41 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML

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stevenmx86 7

Thursday 15 December 2011 22:35

Oh man i love that feeling. Go back to bed! You've got hours!

twofirstnames 12

Thursday 15 December 2011 22:36

That's happened to me before, I woke up at midnight and took a shower thinking it was morning. Haha but FYL, I understand

Comments

TrollTrolling 4

Friday 16 December 2011 21:13

The first thing I do when I have to wake up for something is check a digital clock, IDK how it took you so long to realise. :O FYL though I'd have to have that happen to me.

freakizoid_fml 5

Friday 16 December 2011 22:25

That's what happens to me.. Except I play music so I hear it in my dreams so u think it's the alarm clock^.^

taracrane1 7

Friday 16 December 2011 23:10

I check the clock all the time, I don't know how you couldn't notice! It happened to a friend of mine once and his mom stayed up and just watched him get ready while laughing.

candisscaldwell 1

Friday 16 December 2011 23:28

I did that this morning. Lol I laid back down for a few hours and overslept. Was too early.. Ended up being an hour late.. FML

kemando 22

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:09

Usually when that happens you feel more rested because you experienced waking up with a lack of sleep, so when you go to bed and wake up again you feel more rested than you actually are. This is opinion though.

madbird 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:45

Happened to me. Showered got dressed did my hair and makeup...was on the way out the door when I noticed that I was 5 hours early

imnotcraZ 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 5:06

Well you know what they say:hear an alarm-clock that never sounded...you're going crazy.

dansco 24

Saturday 17 December 2011 10:08

Did you not notice that it was very DARK outside? You could earn lots of brownie points by coming into work really really early, like before it opened lol