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By iVaughtTV - 28/02/2012 22:44 - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

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Same thing different taste

By GlassJAwkidE - 29/10/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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Specially for dad

By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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By NAT - 03/01/2016 16:15 - United States - Gaffney

Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2016 21:42 - United States - Danville

Today, working night shift at a nursing home, I can tell the difference between the smell of different people's urine. FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By rj93 - 05/11/2011 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

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By JTinNJ - 27/08/2016 11:57 - United States - Parsippany

Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML

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Tasty snack ideas

By Stellarum - 18/08/2014 15:13 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML

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It's not what you think

By Anonymous - 21/02/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, I was delivering food for GrubHub. I spilled a tiny portion of the customer’s lemonade. It was not enough to notice any was missing, but enough to notice. The customer was an attractive guy, who thought I peed my pants. FML

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ByronJess 17

Wednesday 29 February 2012 9:26

... I'm very curious as to how this occurred... The smell didn't give it away?

Swedude 5

Wednesday 29 February 2012 9:32

Bear Grylls approves of this.

Comments

mcinnesandrew 6

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:02

Very cliché

Aoifexzx 3

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:53

Are you taking the piss?

PenFifteen_fml 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:57

Stewie:Hey Brian can you make me and my guest a couple of lemonade? Brian:Yeah, I'll make you a fresh one.

theblackninja 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:00

TMI

Jiinxx 8

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:09

I'd like to know how pee was even accessible for you to drink. My mind is full of ****.

grannygruber 6

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:33

They smell very different to dumb ass!

tdawg4200 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:36

You're a complete moron.

RedCamaro10 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:52

They also smell very different, retard.

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:56

Urine trouble. Piss is not harmless -- drinking someone else's stale pee can make you sick. One swig and boom! Urine the hospital!

Nthabz 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 16:57

That's a good one...

jkmcnns1005 6

Wednesday 29 February 2012 18:10

Bear Grylls would be proud.

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