Poopoo peepee and Kids: Specially for dad

Specially for dad

By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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You deserved it 390

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Same thing different taste

By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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Bad babysitter

By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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About to Popov

By badmom - 27/03/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we'd ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 year-old to run to the store. She didn't want to, but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she'd made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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Whoops

By smth - 06/07/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML

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Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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Start 'em young

By Anonymous - 03/10/2021 23:00

Today, my 3 year-old toddler wanted to try my wine. I kept telling her it’s adult juice and she wouldn’t like it. When she kept bugging me about it I gave in, and gave her a tiny sip. She liked it, and continued to bug me about it even more. FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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ojosRojos 28

Saturday 1 February 2020 23:06

Wouldn’t you smell that it wasn’t before you took a sip? If you’re implying that it was pee, that smell is usually pretty obvious

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 1 February 2020 23:45

If she offers you chocolate say no.

Comments

slowhandjp 16

Saturday 1 February 2020 20:32

What was it, anyway?

ahabsfan 14

Saturday 1 February 2020 21:01

Gatorade looks and smells very similar to lemonade. Honest mistake.

ojosRojos 28

Saturday 1 February 2020 23:06

Wouldn’t you smell that it wasn’t before you took a sip? If you’re implying that it was pee, that smell is usually pretty obvious

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 February 2020 23:13

I'll bet you were pissed!

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 1 February 2020 23:45

If she offers you chocolate say no.

Electric_Bacon 15

Sunday 2 February 2020 16:33

Lmao 😂

mfranks19891989 10

Sunday 2 February 2020 0:19

Sound like your daughter ticked you into drinking piss

J15237 25

Sunday 2 February 2020 0:44

So out of complete curiousity what did you do to your daughter? I mean obviously she is getting your ass back for something.

DonKingSize 9

Sunday 2 February 2020 8:41

gotcha! that's pee

WistayShlaio82 13

Sunday 2 February 2020 18:49

If you learn not to trust your daughter ever again I don’t think anyone would hold it against you.

ftcyvunicezs 2

Thursday 6 February 2020 23:11

My parents always said wait until marriage and my sisters and i always believed in that until we got older and she said once we turned 18 it was our decision and our bodies.