By memphis201 - 26/07/2012 17:20 - United States - Lexington

Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
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memphis201 14

Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.

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KiiwiiRox 6

Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Lemon party?

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_delusions_ 15

wow lol this really confused me at first....because me and some of my friends call when you go to take a piss "squeezing the lemon"

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J15237 25

That really has to suck. I saw an FML the other day about chilies and a similar situation. We think our hands are clean, but there is always something still there.

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