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By memphis201 - 26/07/2012 17:20 - United States - Lexington

Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
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memphis201 14

Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.

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Top comments

KiiwiiRox 6

Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Lemon party?

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SCHSrocks 1

lol, you are supposed to wash before doing that..

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VoiceMail 12

Well... At least you weren't chopping chillies.

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jess183xp 1

If you bothered to read the instructions you would have known that you are suppose to wash your hands before you insert it

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blink_kid 32

That's GOT to sting.

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kthxbie 10

It would have been as bad if you'd done it the other way around.

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memphis201 14

Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.

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lil_ham1644 29

There's a kind that doesn't have an applicator??

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MeowMcMeowenson 19

There are ones that have an applicator. Wait that just sounds ******* weird I'll stick to practically fisting myself.

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trulypar 34

#218 The brand of non-applicator tampons is O.B. It's just the cotton tampon and you self insert. I've never used them and never would...too weird for me.

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