Miscellaneous: Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment...

By the bleeder - 13/05/2016 05:05

Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML

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By rhartnett11 - 16/02/2011 12:56

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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By Kay - 20/10/2016 10:37

Today, at the register, I got a spontaneous nose bleed. The lady behind the counter apparently didn't do well with blood. Her face turned white, she passed out and fell with her head on the counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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Biohazard

By Bloody Nose - 16/04/2016 05:14 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML

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So that's a no, I guess

By Marie - 08/06/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML

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Crime scene

By isuckatlife - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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Whackjob

By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

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wesleyc2110 22

Friday 13 May 2016 12:30

The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you

ScratchCatPower 32

Friday 13 May 2016 12:28

Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!

Comments

ssnow_fml 20

Friday 13 May 2016 15:32

That's when the Dean walks in and wants to know why you killed a student.

trucker2 33

Friday 13 May 2016 15:47

Time to slip into the ladies bathroom you got a date with the tampon machine

MamaChey 24

Friday 13 May 2016 19:54

Ha! #14, are you suggesting that OP shove a tampon up their nose? Whatta problem solver!

trucker2 33

Friday 13 May 2016 20:23

Guess you never been to the hospital, with a nose bleed....

trellz17 19

Friday 13 May 2016 16:55

Reminds me of that scene from Drag Me to Hell.

shinikageWolf 15

Friday 13 May 2016 17:51

Leave the blood, when a student drops out without warning, never to be seen again, people will assume.

Cerebral_Origami 5

Friday 13 May 2016 18:28

I used to get nose bleeds all the time. It was caused by a forced hot air furnace. A few pots of water on the floor grills and later a humidifier solved the problem.

ChatAlors_fml 16

Friday 13 May 2016 23:38

You might want to go get yourself checked up OP

dragoongirl90 34

Saturday 14 May 2016 3:03

I never understand how this happens. "I blew my nose and blood sprayed everywhere".... Do people not know how to blow their noses? You are supposed to COVER your nose with the tissue, not just drape the top and shoot your nasty, germ filled shit all over the room.