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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 24 January 2018 4:12

Ahh, but is blood wet?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 February 2018 16:25

That kid is mentally unstaple! Hopefully the nurse will Bostich you up, so you can go back to class and Swingline your book bag into that kid’s face.

Comments

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 24 January 2018 4:12

Ahh, but is blood wet?

Glowworm56 26

Friday 2 February 2018 15:02

Looks like I learned a new tactic for debating!

IAmClay 24

Friday 2 February 2018 15:40

That’s a really uncalled for reaction by that kid. FYL, hope it’s nothing serious

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 2 February 2018 15:51

Water isn't wet, unless you flick it with your tongue and spell the alphabet.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 2 February 2018 15:56

Depends on what type of water we're talking about... Ice isn't wet. Neither is steam. Only liquid water is wet. Then again liquid water is basically just very dense steam which isn't wet. And ice is less dense water which also isn't liquid...

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 2 February 2018 15:59

You could argue that the definition of wetness is a thing that isn't water being in contact with water. So by this definition, water itself isn't wet, only the things that are in contact with said water are wet.