Money: Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive"...

By anti88 - 01/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 02:03 - United States

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 14:02

Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML

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By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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By arh - 28/08/2012 00:10 - Australia - Newport

Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML

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Lonely

By reddd - 10/05/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 11 428

By Voltron - 11/01/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

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You deserved it 37 619

Welcome to middle age

By Daisy - 23/11/2022 12:00

Today, I found out I've been adulting too long when I noticed that the bags at Smart & Final are shorter than the last time I was here. FML

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By XLhottie - 06/06/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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By Heinz - 08/08/2012 04:19 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML

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You deserved it 2 830

This is why we shop online!

By trash80 - 21/02/2018 19:00

Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML

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bhangu023 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:26

It'll get better as long as you don't give up:)

walkern1891 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:28

I'm in college and sometimes target is expensive

Comments

nitewolf2 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:17

"target is the expensive store" I wrote this on my computer Nice.

turnupthemusic94 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:29

Could be worse..it could be Wal-Mart...

Sweet_Testicles 7

Friday 2 September 2011 0:00

Target is awesome

kelj208_fml 4

Friday 2 September 2011 0:41

always has been for me

ccovey 2

Friday 2 September 2011 1:58

The Targets in my city have outrageous prices actually. It's smarter to shop elsewhere

saman79 4

Friday 2 September 2011 2:51

Target is expensive any way

ajtw01 1

Friday 2 September 2011 3:44

It's always been expensive.

kswyear 0

Friday 2 September 2011 3:46

Target is expensive dumb ass

oxxxjackyxxxo 3

Friday 2 September 2011 4:19

u shud start slangn rocks ;)

damian25 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:55

just be glad the 99 cents store isnt the expensive store, yet

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