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By missmycomp - 12/11/2009 14:36 - Singapore

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

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Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By fuckMYlife94321 - 26/04/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 17:35 - Canada

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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By Sonofaquiche - 26/01/2017 02:00

Today, I had to help my grandma because her TV suddenly stopped working. She has cable as well as satellite, so she figured she didn't need the satellite receiver anymore. Apparently the best way to do get rid of it was to cut all the cables connected to the TV. FML

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Fresh2death2021 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 20:47

Idk whats funnier, the fact she thought your computer was a tv, or that she'd throw the "tv" away just because she'd had to get up to control it.

Starfire22 5

Thursday 12 November 2009 20:22

Omg that sucks but it's really funny at the same time!

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Erindub 0

Friday 13 November 2009 7:34

Time to man up and get your own place sweetheart

cein 0

Friday 13 November 2009 8:10

Even you are living with your grandma you shold get your owen private place otherwise more stuff will miss.

Kronic_Kitten 0

Friday 13 November 2009 8:30

I can see how your grandma would mistake a computer for a t.v. if she knows very little about electronics but she had no right to throw anything of yours away without asking you about it first whether it works or not. The ignorance of some people just astound me. FYL OP and I hope you tell her that she owes money for a new "t.v."

Jaguaress 2

Friday 13 November 2009 13:46

I'm sorry that your grandmother did that. Now you know to put your stuff elsewhere, which sucks. If she acts "quirky" in other ways, she'd probably do well to see a competent medical doctor to rule out the first stages of Alzheimer's or dimentia. Caught early, there are a lot of things than can be done now for them. Good luck.

happyhak 5

Monday 16 November 2009 0:48

Ha ha! Soz man!

Mr_Pooter 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 18:23

This is why I'm worried about becoming old.

ibanezman007 0

Friday 27 November 2009 18:20

Stupid old people and their lack of technologicol expertise!

Snake_Monkey 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 16:59

Omfg. I would be so ******* pissed. My Grammy once like unfroze the cooling fan in mah computer. so y'know WTF.

Ambrielle 0

Monday 5 April 2010 0:27

wth my grandma is not that idiotic! wow...I guess it's a FML but she shouldve asked or something! I mean, unless your grandma is some bossy old hag she has no reason to throw it away! btw, why the hell did she have access to your computer?