Miscellaneous: Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found...

By missmycomp - 12/11/2009 14:36 - Singapore

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By fuckMYlife94321 - 26/04/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 17:35 - Canada

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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By Sonofaquiche - 26/01/2017 02:00

Today, I had to help my grandma because her TV suddenly stopped working. She has cable as well as satellite, so she figured she didn't need the satellite receiver anymore. Apparently the best way to do get rid of it was to cut all the cables connected to the TV. FML

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By allwaysbuggedinheaven - 07/07/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML

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Fresh2death2021 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 20:47

Idk whats funnier, the fact she thought your computer was a tv, or that she'd throw the "tv" away just because she'd had to get up to control it.

Starfire22 5

Thursday 12 November 2009 20:22

Omg that sucks but it's really funny at the same time!

Comments

ndawgg 6

Thursday 12 November 2009 22:32

I would be entirely mad, but not after I went to search for it.

blalien 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 22:39

Well you couldn't have missed it too much if you haven't touched it in a year. I hope you didn't have any important information on it.

Attrox 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 22:47

You didn't really need the poor thing if you left it with an old hag for an year. How sad. YDI for PC cruelty.

hellokimmiee 5

Thursday 12 November 2009 22:57

Obviously it wasn't that important if you left it there for a year. YDI

piggle 9

Friday 13 December 2013 17:29

Op could have been away because they're in the military, a study abroad program. There are a bunch of possible situations where op wouldn't have taken the computer with them. Don't just say ydi when you don't know the story.

Smashly_Ashly 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 23:08

FML - People on the internet are not getting my funny. =[

zeffra13 31

Thursday 2 October 2014 10:01

We get you were trying to be funny, but it's just not. Also all caps is ridiculously annoying.

kukopia 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 23:16

You kinda deserve it for leaving for a year and just leaving your stuff out like that. But G'mama needs to be taught a lesson. Wax the floor really well, constantly move the furniture around and talk in widely varying volume and speed.

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 13 November 2009 3:39

Win

aback 4

Thursday 12 November 2009 23:23

Aww...somebody's getting senile!

Piklink 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 23:58

WOW! Senile much? XD

youngboss_fml 2

Friday 13 November 2009 0:23

WOOOOOOOOW, PATRIMONIAL!!

bored690 0

Friday 13 November 2009 0:23

You mustn't have needed the computer if you hadn't been home in a year... so who cares? FHL for having your shit at her house.

amiotica 2

Friday 13 November 2009 1:19

umm maybe they were in the army and just got home from iraq... ever think of that... i doubt the army would let him bring a computer with him to war...