Kids: Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store....

By Greig - 22/05/2011 12:18 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

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By Trev - 22/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was at a party when I saw a guy I vaguely recognized. I walked up to him and said, "Hey! Long time no see!" He looked confused and said, "Sorry, do I know you?" After an awkward pause, I realized I didn't know him at all - I had mistaken him for a character from a TV show I'm currently binge-watching. FML.

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By Ezzie - 29/08/2018 03:30

Today, I got absolutely hammered and noticed this familiar-looking chick. I walked up to her and said, "Oh my god, I know I know you but I don't know where from." Looking annoyed, she replied, "We've worked together for months." FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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By Confused - 16/04/2014 04:13 - United States - Irvine

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 07:02 - Canada

Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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Sunday 22 May 2011 19:05

I don't know whether to feel pity or laugh in this case..

juicedboi 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:33

Should have said no, I'm the guy u slept with at that party a few months ago. By the way get yourself checked out. Then walk away

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joshdairyman 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:26

charley sheen?

doom2 8

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:27

it could be worse?

claireful 4

Monday 23 May 2011 7:16

yeah, she couldve mistaken him for Charlie sheen.

jennifer93 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:30

Allen's not bad looking though!

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:47

No no, she meant the kid :D Jk XD Just tell her she looks like the mother. You know, that old shriveled up piece of bacon of a woman :o

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:39

Tell her you are. And that you're rich and have a nice beach house and you wanna **** >:D

CateXOX 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:43

I guess the dorky part is not exactly a compliment, but personally I think Alan isn't all that bad looking.

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:17

And he's not a drugged-up loser.. Jon Cryer is awesome! Ducky's ******* cool. I was watching Pretty in Pink with my girlfriend last night, and couldn't help but wonder why Sheen's always been more popular, when Ducky is epic.

CateXOX 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 22:50

I love that movie! And I would definitely be more offended if I was told I looked like Charlie Sheen rather than Jon Cryer. Not that I look anything like either.