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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I saw my old high school crush in a grocery store. I panicked, because the last time I saw her, I was spouting embarrassing teenage incel horseshit at her, so I dodged out of view to look at something. She'd seen me, came over, and found me awkwardly crouched in the vegetable section, staring at a cucumber. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 07:02 - Canada

Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

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By Greig - 22/05/2011 12:18 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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Sunday 24 January 2010 12:12

Think of it this way: he didn't recognize you, so you must not look anything like you did in High School, now. Maybe you were just a late bloomer!

dmoney4 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:21

how could you consider this guy "an old high school friend" if thats what he said to you? obviously you werent friends, and after that i hope you told him to go **** himself.

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Spandexhero 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:08

Firsttttt Well tell him that u remember him as the dude every body hated just to get back at him

anorexicbarbie 8

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:09

no one cares

realggirl 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:10

NO ONE GIVES A DAMN THAT YOU WERE FIRST!!

jesca212 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:10

well you're an asshole. if no one cared then we wouldn't have the app...

BritishHobo 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 14:43

Hey, at least he left a worthwhile comment rather than just 'first'.

MF12 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:35

exactly it's much better than someone going FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!

jiajielibra 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:32

woosah 16

Thursday 21 October 2010 8:19

oh cool... ur pic is so cool cause you're giving us the finger..

bunniex1 11

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:25

I care that your first :)

TomasT 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:11

At least you made an impression...

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:12

Think of it this way: he didn't recognize you, so you must not look anything like you did in High School, now. Maybe you were just a late bloomer!

No_Heart 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:47

......................fatty Mcgoo?

Newbie21 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 14:40

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anela_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:01

I'm with Tisiphone on this one and I would have punched him

Spandexhero 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:15

I care about being first. and I completely agree with 6. he's probably turned out to be some inconsiderate bastard.

jesca212 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:16

woops. nvm. sorry.

dmoney4 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:21

how could you consider this guy "an old high school friend" if thats what he said to you? obviously you werent friends, and after that i hope you told him to go **** himself.