By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
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MutherFuther099 0

That happened to me before..

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Plan on not reproducing either. There's already enough stupidity in the world.

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instnt1nfction 17

So do you want me to cut off your balls, or do you want to do yourself

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bitchesbecrazy2 4

Although it's a very small amount, we also got enough v-neck wearing fags bitching about everything

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bitchesbecrazy2 4

How did a big space get there, when there wasn't one when I hit send

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Elemental45 0

that happened to me yesterday..

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legresley85 1

Most of the blondes out in the world today are actually dyed that color and really have natural black, brown or red hair. People should find out the actual hair color of a stupid person before just assuming it's a blonde. You know what they say when you assume something....

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ikickgingers 15

That You are making an assumption....?

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caitlyndeon18 10

I'm naturally blond and I'm smart. I'm an honor student & get all 90s so not all blonds are dumb lol

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ikickgingers 15

Blond is generally referring to a man. Blonde with the "e" would be referencing the hair color of a woman, you honor student you?! :D

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_Vamp_ 9

When you find another like me, please let me know. I'M LONELY! Ha joking but really I've seen a grand total of maybe 11 or 12 true red heads in person in my lifetime. You say red like it's common. Because if it was I wouldn't be known as the vampire of my previously attended highschool, hence the nickname. On the plus side I got to scare children in the hallways who've heard rumors of people disappearing :) lol

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leftovercrack 0

Really dude..

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ohSNAPyall 26

20 that's the point. People say "dumb blonde" referring to attitudes of people who bleach their hair and overprocess everything.

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grattow96 0

Haha it's like having sunglasses on the top of your head and not knowing where they are

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Panther1983 0

Ahh the effects of using Mary Jane. Maybe next time you will remember to smoke after your phone call. YDI

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perdix 29

The friend said, "I'll help you find it -- I'll dial your number." The OP replied, "That won't work because I won't hear it since I'm on the phone..."

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8lea18 0

Is it weird that I do that all the time....?

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Llama_Face89 33

No just a little sad

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