Miscellaneous: Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

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Brain fart

By Username - 09/06/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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On the run

By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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Classic brainworms

By Anonymous - 22/10/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to someone on the phone, and then I panicked because I couldn't find it, searching for it while speaking on the phone, asking them to call it. It wasn't until they started laughing did I realise that it was up against my ear. FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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All thumbs, no fingers

By Hassan - 23/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was getting groceries and realized at checkout that I forgot my wallet. The cashier gave me a sympathetic look as I frantically tried to unlock my phone to pay with an app, and watched as I accidentally called my ex on speakerphone. FML

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SenGaeriel 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:52

Are you blond?

MutherFuther099 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:54

That happened to me before..

Comments

lifeisbutadream3 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 21:41

It's called ADHD. Try some adderall.

lisha88 1

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:01

Ive done that lol

MarineWifey88 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:09

By the way, as far as the whole blonde joke thing goes, they're hilarious! I'm naturally blonde. And not an iffy dirty blonde. Its platinum. And I love blonde jokes. I laugh when I hear them and tell themself. I'm confident enough to find them funny. Some people just take life way too seriously.

white16sox 19

Sunday 9 October 2011 5:46

Wow comment reply fail. That was directed at a comment a couple up.

hurtandabused 7

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:15

Ive done that!

Bree12345 15

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:23

Story of my life

ZoeElizabeth 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:29

I do that all the time. Except I'll start talking to whoever is on the phone about how I can't find it...

tomboy13 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:39

Hahahahhahahahahahah that's funny

Miss_Attitude96 24

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:45

Lol, my mom did the same thing only with her sunglasses. She was screaming about her F***ing sunglasses disappearing. It was so hilarious, that I didn't tell that they were on her head the whole time.