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By badass - 13/08/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

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Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML

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By Lorne - 02/06/2023 15:00

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By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized I'm very much in love with my old boyfriend. I got married to someone else a few months ago, who I also very much love. FML

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By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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sujal 8

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:05

try winning her back, if she's comfortable with you though or if she wants to be with you..

ashlinnmarie 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:03

wow. harsh.

Comments

cypherwars 15

Saturday 10 January 2015 8:49

show her this FML

thatcoolguy123 14

Wednesday 28 January 2015 2:29

So what happened? It's been years. Did you win her back or anything?

Patsy Boren 19

Sunday 28 May 2017 3:51

That's how it always seems to go.. I hope it worked out.

Lepidop 18

Wednesday 31 January 2018 15:58

so, tell us, how did it go?

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 10 July 2019 11:27

So, quit divorcing and give it another chance..?💕

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