Today, I’ve been getting sexy messages from an unknown number....

By vegeta - 24/12/2018 20:00

Today, I’ve been getting sexy messages from an unknown number. First I told her to stop multiple times, then I blocked her. I can only assume that she changed her number and managed to find me and message me again. My girlfriend saw the messages and told me flatly “It’s over.” FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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Either/Or

By Confused - 09/05/2022 14:00

Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By john - 04/05/2012 19:14 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

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By Nykole McAllister - 15/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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Silver lining?

By girlwhywouldImarryyou - 07/09/2024 11:00 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I received a text message from an unknown man. Apparently, after I proposed last week, she broke things off with him. I thought this affair message was a joke until he proved it by sending me photos of them together. She had told him that she was going to leave me for him, unless "I made up my mind." FML

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By tj - 26/08/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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Madrias 36

Sunday 16 December 2018 5:50

Plot twist: it was your girlfriend all along, wanting a concrete excuse to break up with you.

RinoaHeartilly 36

Monday 24 December 2018 20:58

What are the chances it was your girlfriend making an excuse to get out?

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Madrias 36

Sunday 16 December 2018 5:50

Plot twist: it was your girlfriend all along, wanting a concrete excuse to break up with you.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 16 December 2018 19:04

Would not be surprised in the slightest if that was the case. But if it wasn't her, why didn't she see OP's responses turning the stalker chick down?

WeirdUS 29

Sunday 16 December 2018 20:54

More than likely didn’t even bother to check saw the message that was sent to them but didn’t check the response. For some just the fact that someone is messaging them that stuff is a red flag onto it self. Think about it from a girlfriend’s point of you some unknown number is all of a sudden sending texts like that sounds weird.

ravensarepurple 10

Monday 24 December 2018 21:21

If i saw messages like this on my boyfriends phone, i would be checking to see responses. Jusy because he received them doesnt make hom guilty. His response is what determines if I end the relationship or not. I honestly think it was her or one of her friends doing it so she could end it and not be the bad guy. Hope OP kept all messages and can show he wasnt in the wrong

Sinshine 28

Tuesday 25 December 2018 1:02

You mean those messages that get replied to with things like "who are you?" and "leave me alone"? No, anyone who breaks up over this is either staging it or not worth the effort.