Love: Today, I've spent hours looking at photos of my husband and his...

By Anonymous - 18/09/2017 21:45 - Slovenia - Medvode

Today, I've spent hours looking at photos of my husband and his ex-girlfriends that his mother keeps in a photo album. She doesn't have any pictures of us. We're married and expecting our first child. FML

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Lisa McComb 10

Friday 8 September 2017 11:40

hours?? wtf? how many freakin women were there?

azouwa 26

Monday 18 September 2017 22:51

You should give her pics of you with your husband. Maybe she'll add you.

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Rebekah95 23

Wednesday 20 September 2017 9:28

Burn the album!

shannon2348 14

Thursday 26 December 2019 4:51

Why would you spend hours doing that? You've got no one to blame except yourself. ydi

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