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By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 093

You deserved it 3 083

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 709

You deserved it 290

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 305

You deserved it 4 024

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 949

You deserved it 2 009

Get out

By wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 543

You deserved it 8 966

Deep fried eggs

By Anonymous - 09/07/2022 18:00

Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 862

You deserved it 128

By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 794

You deserved it 59 091

Caught in 4K

By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 848

You deserved it 56 787

Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 654

You deserved it 2 504

Violence is never the answer

By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 032

You deserved it 49 360

By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 513

You deserved it 6 850

homedoggieo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:10

Since she's already repayed you for it, I say hunt her down and bang her boyfriend. :D

Good_old_Grim 8

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:06

Just call the cops - angry people leave tons of evidence. The bitch will be caught in no time.

Comments

dramakat11 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:55

FYL, that sucks. But think about it: that bitch's life is way more ****** than yours. What kind of dumb bitch finds out or suspects that her bf is cheating on her and instead of dropping the loser she goes and terrorizes the other woman? That's so trailer trash.

Inoku 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:05

I agree. It has all sorts of nasty implications, like that the boyfriend somehow *isn't* to blame for cheating, or that he's the original girlfriend's property, or that the girlfriend is unable to extract herself from the cheating boyfriend. Also, it reeks of desperation, or at least of a serious lack of self-respect. If "your man" cheats on you, ladies, kick his ass to the curb.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:03

@35 & 38: Yes! I was just about to say so myself. I can understand dicking around AFTER you've dumped the ****** (and by dicking around, I do not mean smashing cars... jesus **** what the hell lady), but before? Loser bitch. Even if she's successful in bullying one girl to stop, what's to say he just won't find another, anyway? FYL OP. Oh, and everyone saying "LOL YDI/FYL FOR NOT HAVING SEX" -- you don't know why she's not, you know. If she's the kind of desperate person to actually care about that, though, I guess I can only shake my head. "Life is over because I've had no sex, waaaah."

elchapin562 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:56

you're lucky that mistaken identity drive by was just with eggs. over here in LA, they get the wrong person, but with bullets

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:19

*LOL* True, true. XD

GMeister13 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:10

Fyl for getting your car broken into AND for not having sex for over a year :P

wbrycem 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:41

Isn't it great when people live like life's a music video?

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:58

Well isn't she a bitch? Maybe she should double check. Or she could just not do stupid, immature shit like this, christ. FYL for having some crazy bitch break into your car for wrongly accusing you, and FYL for not being able to have sex for a year.

somebodyshy 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:00

call the cops on her

LetGoOfMyEggo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:57

OH miss lady. So you decided to post all of that here eh. well let me tell you, YOU WERE BANGING ON MY BF. idiot. quit trying to act naive... unless... oh shit. did i get the wrong car? you're the one with the honda right? oops.

dramakat11 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:32

lol

aJ09 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:59

why the **** do girls blame other girls for sleeping with there bf? stupid bitchess.

RavishMe77 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:33

AGREED. Had the OP actually slept with this crazy bitch's boyfriend, he'd be at fault too. It pisses me off when girls don't realize this. However, that's not the case and you didn't do anything wrong, so FYL! Call the cops on her.

BLNovelist 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:54

Why do I think of that other FML where the girl failed at egging the car? Even though I think that one they knew for sure who the other girl was..... Anyway, FYL OP.