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By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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Get out

By wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2022 18:00

Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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Violence is never the answer

By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

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homedoggieo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:10

Since she's already repayed you for it, I say hunt her down and bang her boyfriend. :D

Good_old_Grim 8

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:06

Just call the cops - angry people leave tons of evidence. The bitch will be caught in no time.

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waterynuggets 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:48

WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG

AlexZB 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:08

looks like you stopped

Teecuppit3a 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:30

FYL not because your car was attacked (although that is terrible too), but because you haven't had sex in a year. Sorry.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Friday 7 August 2009 7:14

Well OP, it could be worse. I haven't had any in three after coming out of a nightmare relationship, and I have a crazy bitch that is firmly convinced I slept with her husband. She must have a great bunch of friends around here, because no one will tell me who she is. She's followed me to every job I've gotten since I moved back home, and gotten me fired from two and was part of my firing in three more. :(

LilithHellfire 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:33

I moderated this seriously thats so ******* messed up its not even funny probably the girl who actually was having sex with her boyfriend blamed it on you so they wouldn't have to face her

nightDREAMERms 6

Friday 7 August 2009 15:57

You know I never understand the "girlfriend" in these situations. As if getting so-called "revenge" on the other woman is going to a) Make you the better person, b) Purify your boyfriend of his misdeeds, or c) Going to prevent him from cheating on you again.

jr5480 0

Friday 7 August 2009 21:07

OMG who goes over a year with out sex. Im really sorry to hear that....no for real.. lol

FML_DP 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:10

What the **** is with crazy girl friends and destroying cars!

circsur8604 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:44

that bitch is stupid as ****. unless you knew........

Uber_G33k 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:42

How do you 'bang' a boyfriend? Either the culprit didn't really think that note through, the OP is gay/bisexual, or this is all bull. They all make sense, actually.