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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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leero 0

Homeless people are people, too. YDI

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Chubtubdaplaya 0

YDI, douchebag. And I totally understand him carrying a knife around. Homeless people are probably scared of assholes like you trying to hurt them because there are few legal repercussions for assaulting them.

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milyfesuckz2 0

Don't **** with homeless people. They have nothing to lose and they are out of their minds. DUH

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baysidebird88 0

you're an ass, i woulda chased you then stabbed you...numerous times. Being in jail would mean a roof over my head with a bed, atleast two meals a day, fresh clothes and a shower

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tgd4444 9

this holds a record for most YDI in opening days

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nonnymouse 0

Why are you throwing rocks at people? Don't be an asshole.

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arms_akimbo 0

Boy you sure are cool, OP. Too bad he didn't catch you.

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AlfonzoRex 0

I hope when you decided to FML it, you didn't expect people to be on your side. And I agree with #585..

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swagmonkey 0

He probably didn't "think it would be funny" at all. What do you expect, throwing rocks at people, unprovoked?

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breedizzles 0

why on earth would you think that would be funny!? i think it would have been a ******* riot if he caught you.

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