By notacatperson - 01/03/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 070
You deserved it 2 789

Same thing different taste

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RedPillSucks 31

Call animal control to get the cat. That's what the postman should have done.

that's how my cat is but he doesn't go outside he just attacks everryone who comes in our home

iIixoxiIi 0

is OP your neighbor, by any chance?

if your replying to me (not cool enough to know) nope that'd be funny though. I seen a video online where this cat went out at night and stole things from neighbors like socks and a buncha random shit n bring it back home to its family as gifts :)

if your replying to me (not cool enough to know) nope that'd be funny though. I seen a video online where this cat went out at night and stole things from neighbors like socks and a buncha random shit n briought it back home to its family as gifts :)

WaylonD 4

And I thought Texas cats were tough! Never heard of one attacking a mailman everyday! Maybe he was once a priest, n the cat is just protecting the neighborhood kids.

A simple solution. Inform the postal company that you do NOT own a cat. Problem solved. YDI for not thinking of that yourself.

She might have thought about that but that requires the post office to actually believe her when she explains that she doesn't own a cat. They may just assume she's lying just so they'll bring her mail to her.

GoodLookingGeese 10

wow Garfield is true.. I wanna meet him! I will come fixed as a new mailman, just tell me where!!! ;)

don't sweat it - should only take you 3 or 4 months to straighten out with the post office

IwuvsYoux3 0

Lmfao ! xD , that's a good story to tell your lids AND cat owners ahahaa. Good luck with your mail problem ;)

Lids have enough to deal with without having to listen to the OP ramble on about her troubles with the post office. They do all the work of keeping things fresh but it's always the bowl that gets the credit.