Animals: Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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Doggy dog world

By HereKittyKitty - 01/12/2013 20:27 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

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By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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Cat fight club

By anonymous - 14/12/2010 11:52 - United States

Today, I went to feed my neighbor's cat while he was out of town. The cat was sick, so part of my job was to give it a pill each time I came. Cats don't like swallowing pills. My neighbor forgot to mention that his cat wasn't declawed. I was wearing shorts. FML

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By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

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Cheat!

By cat lady - 07/01/2016 03:38 - United States - Netcong

Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML

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Cuteness overload

By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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Bye bye Tiddles

By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Bobby - 10/08/2012 11:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

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amberfox 11

Thursday 8 June 2017 2:01

You do now.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 8 June 2017 3:02

Nobody owns a cat. The cats own you!

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amberfox 11

Thursday 8 June 2017 2:01

You do now.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Thursday 8 June 2017 2:41

Sounds like a CATastrophy of epic proportions.

DetroitDov 35

Thursday 8 June 2017 4:05

No... Just no.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Thursday 8 June 2017 4:08

Some people can't handle a good pun.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 8 June 2017 3:02

Nobody owns a cat. The cats own you!

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 8 June 2017 4:35

People in Soviet Russia own cats.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 8 June 2017 5:09

Vat a country!

somedudesomewher 29

Thursday 8 June 2017 3:18

This is how you end up getting a cat.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 8 June 2017 3:31

Well you don't just own a cat now--you own at least 2 or 3 of them!

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 8 June 2017 3:32

Also that picture for this FML is perfect. Those cats are so sneaky and cute!

ewilkes91 11

Thursday 8 June 2017 4:06

You do now

Little Richard 11

Thursday 8 June 2017 5:23

How are the neighbors getting into your house? Time to change the locks?

redcode5 17

Thursday 8 June 2017 16:22

Op was probs on vacation and asked his neighbors to water the plants or some shit like that...

redcode5 17

Thursday 8 June 2017 16:22

Op was probs on vacation and asked his neighbors to water the plants or some shit like that...

queencabello 19

Thursday 8 June 2017 6:20

Cats are great

artybicardi 6

Thursday 8 June 2017 11:38

I would be more worried about my neighbor coming in and out of my house when I wasn't home hahaha

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Same thing different taste

Doggy dog world

Cat fight club

Trustworthy

Cheat!

Cuteness overload

Bye bye Tiddles

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