Animals: Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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Say sorry to Mr Whiskers!

By Anonymous - 10/05/2021 14:01

Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML

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By Foreigner Fail - 25/09/2022 13:30

Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML

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By Catremorse - 01/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Centreville

Today, my cat was laying on my chest while I was in bed. I farted, which my closed legs seemed to amplify. My cat was so scared, she used me as a launching pad and cut my chest in three places with her claws. FML

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By Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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That's the power of love

By Sorry kitty - 15/10/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML

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Beware!

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2011 2:35

Your pussy is out of control.

flockz 19

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:47

sorry i hate beiing the grammar nazi but *onslaught

Comments

stun23 8

Monday 13 June 2011 5:15

*insert 57th pussy joke here*

bootzilla_fml 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:10

maybe it got tired of your lazy ass laying around

aucordov 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:20

My stupid ass cat did the samething to me last night

alex6946 10

Monday 13 June 2011 8:21

meow. >.<

zirius1313 2

Monday 13 June 2011 12:13

cats and dogs see it as a sign of aggression if you blow air into their face. even if its by accident :) so in a way ydi.

SaySayGurl 10

Monday 21 January 2013 5:48

Exactly. I have cats and dogs, and they hate that.

izawzom 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:31

Cats... you gotta love 'em

dmoantwan 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:12

you deserve it for lying in bed with your cat!

cupcakesmile23 0

Monday 13 June 2011 21:29

yeoww .... that's gotta hurt . sorry for u

JokeMeister 0

Monday 13 June 2011 21:47

YDI, dogs don't do that..

robert76 5

Monday 13 June 2011 22:54

Oh dogs do too do that. My roomie's gf has one of those little yappy dogs, a yorkie mix of some kind. If you look at him wrong, he will charge across the room and bite you with no warning.