By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
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null_fml 11

I'm guessing you've never had dogs of your own. I would have recognized the sound instantly and at least tried to check. If you have never owned a dog, then it is your boyfriend's fault - he should have recognized it. So FYL.

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generalfartimus 0

This kind of thing happened to me once. Except my dog was farting in my face repeatedly. He learns from the master.

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deliapearl 0

at least your bf will be cleaning the vomit off the bed

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homy_fml 0

dumping a guy when you now he has a Bf=not so fair that u destroy a guy's dreams

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plexico 3

The dog can make it up to you. Dogs will lick and lick and lick anything you put peanut butter on. Use your imagination and Barfy can become Woman's Best Friend, too.

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redbluegreen 40

I'm thinking the only reason the dog was allowed in the bed was for this very reason. It's probably more then the OP's ever done for him.

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plexico 3

Oops. I forgot to mention that you need to use SMOOTH peanut butter. The dog might bite at a chunk (and you hope it would be a peanut chunk) if you used chunky.

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zschamp 0

#17 is a crazy bitch.... i feel bad for your dog

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skyeyez9 24

your bf is a douchebag. I have 2 dogs and recognize the "oouufffftttt ooouuuffffkkkkttt. sccllllllaaaaahhhttt" sound of a dog barfing from several rooms away. once you hear that, you have about 10-20 seconds to get your dog outside so he can puke in the grass and not in your house.

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lmmmr 0

You're really ******* delusional.

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JukeboxBunny 0

Whenever my dogs do that, I make them get out of the bed and I run to go get them a bag. Your boyfriend is a fucktard if he doesn't know what a dog vomiting sounds like. FYL.

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Shmoopie4 0

This is when you kick the boyfriend out of the bed. Or shove him into the dog vomit.

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metalmusic99 0

good, **** you little ungrateful bitch. he should've kicked you out of the bed instead of the dog.

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tangerine_12 0

oh **** you, #25. dogs belong on the floor not on beds and couches. i have this one friend who lets her dog and cats on every thing in her house. when i slept over, we got blankets and they were wet. guess who's dog peed on them? frankly, dogs on bed or any furniture for that matter is disgusting. my dog is not allowed to get on any furniture, and for this reason.

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McFroger3 0

They belong anywhere you want them, some people like having them snuggle up with them, some dont.

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1337Steph 0

@ 27 Ok, you do realize that you can train pets NOT to pee inside the house or on the furniture. I'm afraid to know how you treat your pet(s) if you think of them as an object that merely belongs on the floor. Most pet owners actually care for their pets and don't mind their pet on furniture as long as they're trained not to scratch, use the bathroom, etc on it. Also, it's not disgusting to have them on furniture if you do your job & bathe him everyday like you're supposed to. Even if he isn't bathed, he'll still be cleaner than you.

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charvisioku 22

Shut up you passive-aggressive idiot. I'd be pissed off too if I rolled into dog sick when I'd just pointed out that there was something wrong and been ignored.

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metalmusic99 0

what? you little ******, you really don't understand pets. they're like friends (which you dont have since you're a dumb little bitch) and companions not for desperate people. wow you really need to either die or go to a mental institution since you have no emotion and you merely pollute the planet with your ****** little ****** up way of thinking.

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