By ugly - 07/04/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML
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You deserved it 94
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mychemro_kiss 2

XD. He won. Hands DOWN. *pats back* Cookie?

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snoopy24_fml 0

LOL number 6/10, i didn't notice the miscount until you pointed it out.

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kt20 0

I think teasing little kids about their potential lack of life partner is one of the cruelest things you can do. I'm sorry, but you may have deserved this one.

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Smartazz 0

smack the little shit right across the face... then tell him he's adopted... and his mother hates him, thats why they sent him to school

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cheesefest 0

Little kids are brutal. If they had the access to weaponry and power that some of us 'adults' have, we'd be exponentially more ****** than we are now, as impossible as that is to imagine.

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alkfjdf 0

you said he was being rude so he was probably just saying that to be mean. dont take what a 7 year old says too seriously

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RiverRelic 0

I used to be that kid!

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thatoneguy1812 0

The proper reply? "I have these *flash* you don't."

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Ox_Baker 0

This is a complete YDI. You should be fired.

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