By -_- - 29/03/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

The good news is that in a few months, you'll have a litter of baby-puppies.

Was this great Dane Beowulf or Hamlet?

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Shadowbrea 0

who let the dogs out xP man, I say they shouldn't have taken photos....videos wouldve been much better! xP

Peasanthunter_fml 0

Kneeing the dog in the chest always works. If the dog got you on the ground put it in a head lock and flip it. I hope he used a condom.

An elbow across the dogs jaw joint and then a fist to the throat would have sent the dog running. Then you grab the phone and and huck it into the nearest body of water.

jayAZ 3

well, you may observe this later...when a man is getting his card aka mancard revoked many will not intervene...cause to do so would ruin the chance of man redeeming self and keeping said man card. Son, you've probably lost it before today you just decided to post about it.

ThaSoke 0

I would of hit the dog with a rock n beat the shit out of the owner.

You should have grabbed the danes head and pushed your fingers into his eyes, then when it lay there wimpering and crying you grab the head and snap the neck in a quick motion, or you just break its legs. I hate dogs. Great danes look so ******* ugly

NavyAvi 0
WankersCramp 0

happened to me once, in preschool. I share your pain

SpilltMilk2 0

Scooby just had a 'rograsm!'