Health: Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks...

By Dude - 21/01/2010 11:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2015 21:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML

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By ITM21 - 09/03/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

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By Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 01:01

Today, after I missed in school for two and a half weeks, I also missed three tests. Now I gotta work for all of them during my holidays and read two books for school. My holidays are just gonna be like school, but with more work. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML

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By King_of_Cha0s - 15/09/2015 18:05 - United States - San Jose

Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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By homework - 21/07/2009 07:34 - India

Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 04:09

Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML

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lukascepanovic 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 16:10

well tell that bitch why you missed the first 2 weeks! :/

Jimboom 11

Thursday 21 January 2010 16:11

This is probably one of those very rare instances where you could cuss out your teacher big time and get away with it... after you have explained to the head teacher that you father just died of course.

Comments

Dademonboy 2

Monday 26 March 2012 5:42

Would have went hme came back the next day with a butter knife jumped on that bitches desk and slapper her out the seat and then started castrating her with the butter knife and before she says her Last word would have dropped a BIG SHIT ON HER FACE Lmfao jk would have cried silently in my seat

mischiefkel 17

Monday 2 April 2012 2:27

That doesn't give you any right to miss two weeks. One is enough. You're just being dramatic and lazy.

DaDezza244 31

Tuesday 24 July 2012 13:14

Are you a jackass #263!!!!!!!!!!???? Do you know how it feels if a loved one of yours died? Don't call OP lazy and dramatic because of his father's death. Don't make heartless comments. OP, I'm sorry for your loss. I wish my condolences and screw that teacher. complain to the principal if you need to. Its never easy to recover from these situations. Like what others said, yell at the ass!

coolkitty154 11

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:20

Wait, are you ******* stupid? His father died. They have to go through all the funeral processes, the preparations, the mourning, the receiving of condolences. A week is not nearly enough for a person to go back to school after losing someone that close. Lazy? Dramatic? You, sir, are an idiot.

zfchatroulette 24

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:00

I have a lot I'd like to say in response to your comment, #263, but I believe I can sum it up in these three words: "you're a ****."

monstercity2 8

Monday 9 December 2013 7:14

I would cuss him out. Like " like I'm sorry. I guess it's my fault my dad died. Does it count as ******* gallivanting around while I'm burying my ******* dad?" storm out

imamaniac 4

Tuesday 4 February 2014 0:51

wow thats sad. im sorry for your loss.

darkfireflame 15

Sunday 23 March 2014 9:08

Hopefully she got chewed out big time for that one.

SlightOfHand 5

Wednesday 7 May 2014 19:23

can someone explain to me why the hell people clicked the ydi button on this one. all faith in humanity... lost. sorry that happened to you, OP. Tear her a new one!