Geek: Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my...

By HiImAlfredo - 14/09/2014 18:47 - United States - Hampton

Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML

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By Crombinator - 01/05/2015 05:30 - United States - Estacada

Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2024 22:00 - France

Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2018 22:10

Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

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By good_job_john - 20/07/2009 15:43 - United States

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 22:39 - Dominican Republic

Today, my expensive, multi-feature, waterproof watch was destroyed... by water. FML

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Lost

By p-man - 27/08/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML

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You deserved it 57 411

By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By rosesareyellow - 30/07/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 055

You deserved it 33 481

BSnapZ 21

Sunday 14 September 2014 23:25

Stupid people everywhere!

Earths_Venus 25

Sunday 14 September 2014 23:27

I think you need to throw your friend overboard and find out if he floats.

Comments

ryanator008 23

Monday 15 September 2014 0:11

Waterproof case? Don't make me laugh. I have a waterproof phone.

kmccain 27

Monday 15 September 2014 2:15

Let's throw it in the ocean to test it.

DippinGrizzly907 27

Monday 15 September 2014 10:23

Or better yet. Let me throw #31 in the water with the phone in his pocket. To truly test the phone. Test the phone for possible real life situations! It's the only way in my opinion... And I really Really wanna throw smart ass in the ocean...

cartedor 18

Monday 15 September 2014 0:22

totally deserve it for showing off to your simpleton friends.

AFaye3964 17

Monday 15 September 2014 0:26

Bye-bye phone and new case.

otumboo 10

Monday 15 September 2014 0:32

your friend is a smart ass

nix1993 41

Monday 15 September 2014 0:59

Or just an ass.

Wyseguy 1

Monday 15 September 2014 1:18

Or a dumbass.

sweetnsourrr 11

Tuesday 16 September 2014 7:34

You'd think people would have notice the sarcasm...

lovelyvampire 16

Monday 15 September 2014 0:37

Your friends, simply enough said, are assholes.

telli164 30

Monday 15 September 2014 0:48

Your friend is a nitwit OP! Make him pay!

buckdharma 37

Monday 15 September 2014 0:57

Call up the fish and tell them it's okay to try the food you'll be sending down.

foxy_sunshine 8

Monday 15 September 2014 1:53

Couldn't you just jump in and get it?

slyde32 12

Monday 15 September 2014 2:23

in the open ocean? where they probably through burley in the water to attract fish? who probably attracted seals and sharks?

vikky538 28

Monday 15 September 2014 1:57

I hope you got lucky at least in fishing...

VittorioCarter 8

Monday 15 September 2014 1:59

You're friend is an idiot.

emmabear1995 18

Monday 15 September 2014 4:51

#48 - You should probably refrain from calling people idiots until you can learn the correct use of the word "you're." In this case, it would be "your."