By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States
creepermagnet tells us more.
Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.
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hahaha! that's kind of adorable, as long as he's not a McCreeper.
Today, I went on a date with this girl for the first time. We went to Starbucks, and started talking. She ket laughing and her own jokes and didn't have much to say I was interested in. In an effort to creep her out and spare her feelings, I reached out and touched her belly, saying in my most fond-of-you voice "soon this will be plump with my seed". I thought it was nicer than "It's been great but I want to kill myself just listening to you". She took me seriously, I received an "are you compatible? and how to fix it if you're not" test request view email. FML
isn't this from a movie or something...?
haha hella creepy
D: wtf of the year right there
LOL
I'd tap that.
hahahaha
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Best pickup line ever.
D: oh god.