By ninja_blasphemer - 25/07/2011 19:24 - Ireland

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
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Airick_TheGreat 2

so I'm guessing the date went ok?

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Well, were you offensive against the ninja community?

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rwq891 4

Why didn't you leave when you saw he was drunk? Are you that hard up for a date? Have some self respect.

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Mipz 2

That's what you get for offending the ninja's, you jerk. On another note, at least he was honest about not liking you.

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Inspired22 11

Yup, and only one ********. True story.

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jessie007 0

that's what happens when you find guys online.

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jobsman99 0

hope you have nice boobs. maybe if you showed him your **** he would not notice you look like Hitler. but that swastica tattoo probably did not help.

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UnknownParticle 7

Who wouldn't leave when you are hitler with boobs...

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