Love: Today, I went on a first date with an employee from Sobey's who...

By lds124 - 29/10/2009 04:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a first date with an employee from Sobey's who asked for my number while I was grocery shopping. We decided to each bring a friend. I brought my roommate. He brought his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 965

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 998

You deserved it 3 417

By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 064

You deserved it 78 727

By ouch - 28/04/2012 06:54 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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You deserved it 9 979

By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 737

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 675

You deserved it 6 969

By CorinnenotaplanB - 28/07/2018 01:30

Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML

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testing_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:55

Um, if you decided to each bring a friend, that's not a date.

WonderBlunder 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:46

Why is it a date when you're bringing your roommate? Preschool playdate??

Comments

caZper 4

Monday 2 November 2009 5:55

that sux!

Megab_fml 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 2:11

What does YDI mean??

sarahvare 0

Friday 6 November 2009 6:26

OMG what did you do!?

InsomPsycho 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 22:29

I think it's pretty obvious: This guy is clever. He went on a date with three girls instead of just one. Win!

lifeisdead 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 2:46

I think #47 is the closest to the truth. He gets to hang out with three probobly very beautiful girls without making it seem too official. He has balls for trying something that risky though and it kinda sucks for you, Especially if you wanted a real date.

josinibaldi 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 10:47

dumb ass

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 5 October 2011 3:23

I work at Sobeys too. I would never have the nerve to ask out a customer, though. Especially if it wasn't actually a date... I don't get why he would do that. Unless he was purposely trying to be an ass.