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By lds124 - 29/10/2009 04:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a first date with an employee from Sobey's who asked for my number while I was grocery shopping. We decided to each bring a friend. I brought my roommate. He brought his girlfriend. FML

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Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By ouch - 28/04/2012 06:54 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By CorinnenotaplanB - 28/07/2018 01:30

Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML

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testing_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:55

Um, if you decided to each bring a friend, that's not a date.

WonderBlunder 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:46

Why is it a date when you're bringing your roommate? Preschool playdate??

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AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:17

Don't date idiots. YDI

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:01

It's possible the guy isn't a jerk here. Maybe the OP and the guy had some obvious common interest-- ie the OP was wearing some mutually-loved obscure band's tee, or they had the same shade of "dirty dyed fountain water" blue hair-- or maybe he mistook her for someone from his past. This wouldn't be the first time some FML female assumed she was being hit on when she very much was not.

curiousgeorgexxx 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:03

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kazkazkazkaz 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:39

Boo, awkward sucks. Also SASKATCHEWAN FML-ER, HI!

Naima915 1

Friday 30 October 2009 1:50

I TOTTALLLYY KNOW HOWW THAT FEELZZ! KEEP YOUR SPIRITS HIGH BOO! HE JUST WASNT THE ONE OR JUST B A HOMEWRECKER!! LOL

meyanna 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:57

Did he ever actually say it was a date, or did he just ask if you wanted to go to dinner or whatever? I get that it'd be easy to cunfuse the two, but still.

BeaCH_DoLL 0

Friday 30 October 2009 7:44

i guess it wasnt a "date" then.

ClownSmilely 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:39

maybe the kind of date he had in mind and you had in mind are different but don't knock it til you've tried it sweetie. at least you know what page he's on