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YDI. That high five was your physical interaction! You probably have not made enough physical interaction with him to make him feel comfortable enough to do anymore. I'm assuming that you're not a touching the arm or back of the hand kind of girl. Guess what? These are signs to guys that it's okay for us to touch you. And wait for it...cause here's the best part...if he is gauging how to physically react to you based on how you interact with him then it's probably because he respects your personal space and is being rather gentleman about your courtship. So way to go. You claimed an FML because a guy is respecting you, cause if you are hanging out together without any other friends around, you can be damn sure it's cause he's interested in you. He's not doing it for his health, unless of course he has cancer and the air you exhale out has some suppressant to malignance that no one else has. In which case I would still say YDI cause you have selfishly not told the medical community about your gift....Now that the mean part is over, I'm feeling a bit charitable and will give some advice. Next time you are alone with him and you are both sitting next to each other (which better be rather close, almost like you're on his lap), look at him (maintaining strong eye contact), and place your hand on the side of his face with his ear between your index and middle finger. You don't even have to lean in for a kiss. If he doesn't get the hint and finish the job, then he really isn't into you.
If a guy posted this, he'd be getting hell for it from self-proclaimed feminists.
This is why roofies exist.
ROFLLL, well, you kinda deserve it in a way cuz mayb ur likee, not being physical with him n hes gettin a different msg.
Sheesh. What's the rush? After three dates, you barely know one another. Chill.
he want u alrite ;)
Haha! btw, if your username is a reference to lucky number slevin then you win!
haha i hope you know that hoe is spelled with an e you idiot. and she's not...
you should of made the move smartass
i got a high 5 from the guy i liked 3 and a half years ago, and now we are married. maybe he is just shy.
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Were you thinking date rape?
Eh. I went on a few dates with a guy who kept asking me out for future dates, but not making any moves. I wasn't sure if he was interested, but if not, why keep asking me out? End of the fourth date, I made a (small) move. End of fifth date, I made a bigger move, and then he took over from there. Now we're married, and I still tease him for letting me make the first physical moves, but he says he'd made moves with previous dates who seemed to think it inappropriate, so he decided to just let the woman decide when she's ready.