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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2024 10:00 - United States - Washington

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seansbro56 10

Monday 25 February 2013 4:23

When you were going down did they tell you "break a leg" for encouragement.

buddy51 23

Monday 25 February 2013 4:27

Let that be a lesson to you, OP- Yielding to peer pressure is a bad idea! It NEVER turns out well!!

Comments

karlcolt45 19

Monday 25 February 2013 4:31

one time we were towing my buddy through the snow on a street during a blizzard. yada yada yada, the nurse pried a zipper out from in his arm

fishstick557 14

Monday 25 February 2013 4:33

Dude that sucks so close to preventing that from happening sorry OP

WrongRomance 11

Monday 25 February 2013 4:46

If you fall victim to being press-ganged, you're gonna have a bad time.

seansbro56 10

Monday 25 February 2013 4:49

How did you scrape your face on a tree...ecspecially if you ran right into it

LemonandLime 13

Monday 25 February 2013 7:12

Sherlock, you've lost your touch.

seansbro56 10

Tuesday 26 February 2013 4:20

Can someone explain this to me... Because if that happened to me i would have gotten a bruise

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 25 February 2013 4:49

If you caved into peer pressure, I'm not surprised it s-led to you getting hurt.

ntiger8705 2

Monday 25 February 2013 20:33

wow. that is one horrible pun!!!!

whY402Jay 12

Monday 25 February 2013 5:54

That's what you get for giving into peer pressure.

Satoaoi 13

Monday 25 February 2013 6:59

make them pay for your medical bills

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 25 February 2013 7:03

At least you didn't break your butt. *Flash back to spongebob episodes*

TheChad08 1

Monday 25 February 2013 7:31

You made the choice to go sledding, you were in control when you hit the tree, you have no one to blame but yourself. The fact that you gave into peer pressure doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for your actions.