Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday...

By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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Hangover

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:00

Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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By LetsMakeLove - 10/06/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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Put the booze down

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML

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By Thefaller - 11/07/2019 16:00

Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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TeachAllTheMath 19

Monday 18 December 2017 20:02

I think it’s pretty awesome you cleaned up your own vomit in the bathroom. I’m sure they genuinely appreciated that.

BubbaYoshi117 11

Monday 18 December 2017 16:28

Lesson learned: always stick around for a minute or two for any aftershocks.

Comments

Akitakat 31

Tuesday 12 December 2017 14:34

At least you shared.

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 18 December 2017 15:31

Wipe yourself up and do it all over again.

Dave_Davington 33

Monday 18 December 2017 15:31

Lucky you didn't have to take a shit.

BubbaYoshi117 11

Monday 18 December 2017 16:28

Lesson learned: always stick around for a minute or two for any aftershocks.

exileonmainst 16

Monday 18 December 2017 18:01

If only you’d thrown up on someone else in front of the whole pub, then everything would’ve been fine!

TeachAllTheMath 19

Monday 18 December 2017 20:02

I think it’s pretty awesome you cleaned up your own vomit in the bathroom. I’m sure they genuinely appreciated that.

Allie614032 34

Monday 18 December 2017 20:32

Time to go home after you vomit, not return to the party...

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 18 December 2017 20:39

It's nice that you cleaned up after yourself, but anything that has you getting a little too drunk is an automatic YDI. And perhaps you should have gone straight home after puking the first time.