By nightfall8705 - 19/06/2015 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the restaurant I recently got a job at, to take the introductory three hour training course. Afterwards, I was told I wasn't hired after all. Why? The girl I was replacing suddenly decided she didn't want to move away and quit after all. FML
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nightfall8705 33

OP here! There is so much more to this story than I'm not going into, but the jist of it is this: I was to replace this chick who was supposed to be moving to Texas with her "church" and I was perfect to fill in her absence. The dumbledouche hiring manager told me several times I was hired and that the girl was moving and all that. Then the excuses start for why I couldn't take my test. First, the computer was down. Second, the manager said he was managing 3 stores at once because another manager had a "heart attack", and the third time was because he "had an emergency" situation last week, and told me to come in yesterday. After the test, he broke the news to me that his thundercunt (my words, not his) employee decided she wasn't going to move to Texas after all, because her baby daddy were here and she needed money from him and that she found out the welfare was better in SC than Texas. I probably won't even get paid for my time, but that's not even what I'm pissed about. Turns out that "emergency" the hiring manager had was a vacation in Hawaii. He must have forgotten the lie he told me, because those words came directly from his cum balloon mouth. I've got an interview for a job on Monday for an even better restaurant anyway, so screw em'.

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Top comments

JMichael 25

You have quite the vocabulary there haha. but it's quite clear why you're pissed off. Hopefully this other restaurant has enough sense to treat people with a little respect.

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lex1459 38

Honestly it sounds like a good thing. If the restaurant is that disorganized and unreliable, it's better not to work there anyway. I'm sorry they wasted your time there, though!

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amileah13 26

That's shitty! Hopefully the restaurant at least paid you for the time you spent on the training!

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igg125 30

Hope at least they paid you for your time.

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CommentKing207 23

Well, it could be good. Go get a job at a better restaurant. It will be better as it won't be as crazy and lackluster as this one...

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hkhan24 23

look on the bright side, at least you got free training!

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LilHottieInLove 25

you should get them to pay you for the time it took to do the introductory training

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vikky538 28

Look at the bright side you got some training now

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MsFML_ 16

The exact same thing happened to me. While I finally found a job after months of searching, the girl that I was going to replace suddenly backed out and stayed. I did training for 3 hours like you and I didn't get paid for it.

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nightfall8705 33

OP here! There is so much more to this story than I'm not going into, but the jist of it is this: I was to replace this chick who was supposed to be moving to Texas with her "church" and I was perfect to fill in her absence. The dumbledouche hiring manager told me several times I was hired and that the girl was moving and all that. Then the excuses start for why I couldn't take my test. First, the computer was down. Second, the manager said he was managing 3 stores at once because another manager had a "heart attack", and the third time was because he "had an emergency" situation last week, and told me to come in yesterday. After the test, he broke the news to me that his thundercunt (my words, not his) employee decided she wasn't going to move to Texas after all, because her baby daddy were here and she needed money from him and that she found out the welfare was better in SC than Texas. I probably won't even get paid for my time, but that's not even what I'm pissed about. Turns out that "emergency" the hiring manager had was a vacation in Hawaii. He must have forgotten the lie he told me, because those words came directly from his cum balloon mouth. I've got an interview for a job on Monday for an even better restaurant anyway, so screw em'.

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JMichael 25

You have quite the vocabulary there haha. but it's quite clear why you're pissed off. Hopefully this other restaurant has enough sense to treat people with a little respect.

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Phoenix_fml 13

Legally you are suppose to be paid for your time. If they don't pay you call your state department of labor.

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arabian22 29

If you wrote a dictionary of insults, I would buy it. Good luck on your interview!

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nightfall8705 33

Aww thank you everyone! All of your compliments on my vocabulary makes me all red-faced. I've actually had things I've written published several times before, but i never thought to write a book on insults. Since you all loved "dumbledouche", which makes me laugh quite a bit, "thundercunt", well, I'm not a gynecologist, but I know a **** when I see one, and the favorited "cum balloon", I decided to share a few more colorful words with you. 1. ass jockey 2. spherical bastard 3. **** juggler 4. pissweasel 5. dick wagon 6. **** monkey 7. **** suck 8. jiggle jangler 9. douche poodle 10. **** puddle and my personal favorite "**** spawned dick sampler" to name a few. ;) As for my interview, I think it went okay. Hope I get the job!

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fbcclaire 18

I like cum ballloon - I will be using that. I use **** gobbler from time to time also (thank you, Stephen King)

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Hop6e 22

Complain to the corporate office if they have one. If not then that's just utter crap. You should talk to the owner, make sure you're kept in their minds for future reference! Maybe then next time they need an employee they can just hire you right off the bat?

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swaggyswagswag 17

True is that is, if I were in that position I wouldn't want to work there anymore anyways. Unless of course I was desperate for a job and had no other option.

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