By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
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sirpantselot 22

The guy's probably awake half the night wondering why you gave him a blank page. You're inside his head now!

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CptZoe 10

Track him down at a summer camp and put the pieces together. They will fit perfectly and you will live happily ever after.

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DocBastard 38

You can always try the "missed connections" on Craigslist. Sure, the odds that he'll see it are equivalent to the odds of you getting bitten by an albino wombat, but I say go for it!

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perdix 29

Clever move! Now that you handed him a blank paper, he'll know you don't want him to call on the phone, but instead you want him to hunt you down physically. That often works, but it didn't for me and that girl from the Census.

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pickles1994 18

I have been a member for awhile I recognize your name everywhere... I guess your losing your touch on the comments because I have been seeing you thumbed down a lot lately D: it's ok perdix I still love you

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Welshite 39

First of all, I'm not a suck-up. Perdix' comments are always extremely sarcastic, and for the most part I find them hilarious. However, I've noticed a lot of newcomers lately. Perhaps they simply aren't used to his humor?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Perdix should try stand-up, if he already doesn't.

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doctorhook86 24

Perdix fan here, too. Kids on FML these days don't even know what's funny anymore!

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Posthuman 26

Yeah all the new guys seem like stuck up losers who don't like humor. Give them a while to get used to it. THEN we brainwash them

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KiddNYC1O 20

Hey, don't talk that way about our soon to be successors if you want FML to live on. People enjoy different kinds of humor.

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astralvagan 20

Next time you see him, just explain it to him and make sure it's right.

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AlexRen 21

Should've gone back and gave it to him. He would probably then knew how shy you are, girls being shy is cute:)

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Enslaved 36

If you're too shy to give a guy your number, how are you going to become brave enough to actually speak to him if he were to call you? Next time, if you give a guy your number, wait around a few minutes to see his reaction to your note and hopefully he'll respond to your invitation right then and there. That's how many guys I know do it. (:

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Shrike 23

Nah, you're both just ******* idiots, no two ways about it. BTW, nice to see you're posting something other than random song lyrics for once, Enslaved.

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fistnazal 10

Or you could, like, totally friend request him on facebooook

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yaxhong 0

that would be smart :)

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photoquilty 6

I don't understand why you tore the paper.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Poor piece of paper. T-T he got written all over, torn in half, then handed to a stranger.

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TheGothGamerGirl 20

Well now you will learn to double check everything. :D

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CrissyyyS2 22

If at first you don't succeed... You get the rest.

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iamzikang 17

At least he will remember you now :)

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soja_fml 18

Yeah as the girl who gave him some paper.

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