Love: Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I...

By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML

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You deserved it 11 939

By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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You deserved it 17 574

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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Party animal

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 16:58

Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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Jot that down

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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You deserved it 1 021

By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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zach5 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:39

For the hell of it, call yourself. And call yourself a retard.

Linda_NH 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:13

Hopefully she'll call you.

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iSmellNice 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:03

Ha ha. Sucks for you.

narks 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:07

LOL I agree with #1 bad luck, hopefully she calls you!

MrGlad 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 15:22

Meh, she still has your number, right? Unless the world just really hates you...

abatstone31 0

Monday 22 March 2010 17:40

it does suck for him.. what your suppose to do when your that drunk, is let her write it down..

Kyothine 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:08

Wow.

Linda_NH 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:13

Hopefully she'll call you.

MaramaBreaksFace 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:13

That's what alcohol can do to you.

fatalkiss 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:17

ik right. hopefully you had your beer goggles on

fatalkiss 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:20

and she really wasn't that hot. in which case, no disappointment there

Rockey 3

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:13

What's worse is that you were probably raped.

dinosaursgorawr 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:54

lmao niceeeeeeee

Dboy23 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:14

Sweetness! Lmfao that sounds like something I'd do.

rafaelaugusto94 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:29

lmao

zach5 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:39

For the hell of it, call yourself. And call yourself a retard.

mylittlecrow 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:02

lmao XD

monsterhospital 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:43

hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhaha

livingdeath 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:47

This is why you should always get the girl to write down her number on your arm and wear it around for a while. Then your friends if any will know that you scored.