Work: Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk....

By whateven - 08/01/2013 17:45 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML

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By cain001 - 04/01/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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By Red-cheeked - 18/05/2011 13:08

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

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By comeonnow - 25/09/2016 18:53 - United States - Coldwater

Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML

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Bad day for glasses

By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 10:00

Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML

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Not my sunnies!

By ladyofzanarkand - 20/05/2020 20:00

Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML

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By Glassless - 26/05/2017 20:00

Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML

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Cough up

By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 11:00

Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2013 22:04 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

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By chrono64 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

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drewflav 17

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:39

Your boss is a fucktard! No one should be taking stuff off your desk without permission, ever. That's the kind of trouble it invites. You'll be fine OP, your boss can't touch you this time.

HanaFML 10

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:40

I think she should pay for your new glasses!

Comments

Coffeecraze 8

Wednesday 9 January 2013 2:05

Fyl - you're working for an idiot

Arrawyn 12

Wednesday 9 January 2013 2:12

So she stole your glasses, took a joy ride, got in an accident, and blamed your sunglasses that she didnt have permission to take? Perfect sense

88vivera 9

Wednesday 9 January 2013 2:38

Maybe she didn't know....

boots73 2

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:10

You think?

firepanda11 7

Wednesday 9 January 2013 3:16

Where the glasses ok?

prentiss2 2

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:06

And then she asked you to fire four of your coworkers?

Kidkaplan 19

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:07

I could c that coming if i took off ur glassee

laoxo16 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 5:23

take that bitch to court

U_GotitDude 18

Wednesday 9 January 2013 5:29

Your boss is a dumbass...

Osiris094 4

Wednesday 9 January 2013 7:20

Wow, in reality you could sue her for the cost of replacing your glasses.

hiandrews69 29

Wednesday 9 January 2013 7:20

I would threaten to press charges for her stealing (and also threaten to sue). Since she caused damage BECAUSE she stole something (a crime was committed because of another crime) you would have grounds.