By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
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crazy4books23 13

You shouldn't be with a guy like that no matter what you look like. Everyone deserves a good person.

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dryersheet 11

You are better off. Lose that weight and look super good then laugh in his face when he comes crawling back.

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DarkSeekerX94446 14

Wow.. He sounds like an asshole, I hate people who disrespect women..

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S182 15

I always found that term to be silly... "I hate people whom disrespect women". I hate people who are disrespectful regardless of which gender it's aimed at.

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BlueFlatts 20

He also made it sound like he doesn't care about his own body, meaning that the 40lbs is only going to go up. You got out good.

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ThePsyche 9

This Thanksgiving holiday, be thankful you don't have that insensitive douche bag around anymore.

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Undefined323 5

You were too good for him anyways,

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mowmowlife 21

Sounds like he needs to narrow down his expectations

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KVKdragon 26

If someone did that to me, I'd laugh in her face and be happy I didn't dedicate myself to a superficial spouse lol. Look for another person who isn't a pompous judgmental prick :)

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Moep20 24

Just as a reminder, it says: "Today, my boyfriend broke up with me"

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OrangeDoorhinge 1

Well hello there. ;)

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andrysb24 5

Be glad you're rid of him.

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SApprentice 34

34- It doesn't matter, OP is still rid of him. She may not have been the one to start it, but the statement still applies. If you have cockroaches in the house and your father gets rid of them, you can still say "I'm finally rid of those cockroaches", without having been the one to do the action.

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littlemsweirdo 12

I would have chop off that sexist asshole's nipples and sew it on its foot!

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echosaints 5

Consider a therapist.

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iRiS890 5

Why the foot? I feel like there are many more humiliating/painful places for nipple placement.

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littlemsweirdo 12

I dont know. It was the first thing that came to my mind, lol.

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