By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
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crazy4books23 13

You shouldn't be with a guy like that no matter what you look like. Everyone deserves a good person.

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dryersheet 11

You are better off. Lose that weight and look super good then laugh in his face when he comes crawling back.

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miyaviichan 27

I'm actually a good deal 'fatter' than my skinny half-Asian boyfriend, but I've been told I'm the hot one. Go figure.

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perdix 29

You need to trade up to a proper plumpa humpa. You can relax and pack on more weight, and just become hotter and hotter to him.

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doglover100 28

Screw him. He sucks.

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obviousboy 8

He sounds like he has a winning personality too. :P

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darryaz 9

You should've dumped that fatass ages ago!!!!!

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1337chick 4

What's his job? To eat twinkies and ********** to Cosmo?

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sarahbug15 5

It's probably a good thing you guys aren't together, he sounds like a major douchebag. Sorry about the breakup though, you'll find someone better!

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The_F3rris 11

What a pig. At least you should have an easier time finding a replacement than he will.

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