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By cenyui - 21/10/2017 04:42

Today my brother and his girlfriend they invited both families for a dinner and introduced each other. That was when I realized his girlfriend is the daughter of my professor. The professor that I liked and had sex with before. It was so awkward pretending I didn't know him. FML.

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db0707 12

Tuesday 24 October 2017 20:28

I’m confused as to why you had to act like you didn’t know him… Couldn’t you have just said he was your professor?

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db0707 12

Tuesday 24 October 2017 20:28

I’m confused as to why you had to act like you didn’t know him… Couldn’t you have just said he was your professor?

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